Anonymous said: Dear Heavenly Father,

Please let some kind soul release the 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee recordings with Rory and Josh so that we may all benefit and it will make the world a wonderful place.

Amen.

Okay.

askelderchurch said: Dear Heavenly Father,

Pray tell, what did I do to end up here with these people who just don't seem to get your teachings? How can I spread your word when my fellow Elders don't follow it?

I should just take them out of Uganda, really.

Dear Heavenly Father,

askelderchurch:

theheavenlyfather:

askelderchurch:

Please let these two be quieter than the other two.

Amen.

Nope.

You’re all living a real Hell Dream now.

Whatever I did, I’m sorry!

What can I possibly do to make things right? Please!

Actually, it’s not what you did, but what your Elders ruined for you.

So there.

Dear Heavenly Father,

askelderchurch:

Please let these two be quieter than the other two.

Amen.

Nope.

You’re all living a real Hell Dream now.

I give up

askelderprice:

theheavenlyfather:

Because a vacation is when you put someone else in your position so you don’t have to deal with seeing your favorite Elders answer questions on how big some parts of their bodies are or who they think about when they do certain things that are against the rules or who is sleeping with who.

Good job on saving the kid, though, I’ll give you that.

I didn’t tell them! I can’t help it that others are sinners and ask such dirty questions! I never gave actual answers. And you know how I was in that period of my life… I apologized with my own blood!

Thank you, Heavenly Father. Your gratitude is all I need.

Yes, I know, but overall it just gets frustrating.

Yeah you’re welcome, kiddo.

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Oh, Heavenly Father, you are magnificent. :) Btw, thank-you for making him, and for making him sing. Just saying.